What kind of music do kangaroos listen to?
What kind of music do kangaroos listen to? 🦘
Hip hop of course!
Try not to smile when you look at this hip hop loving kangaroo 🤣 😎⠀
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What do you call a baby echidna?
I love this fun fact... The baby echidna is called a puggle! I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t want to have a snuggle with a puggle, would you??? 🤣
What do you call a group of kookaburras?
Did you know that the collective noun for kookaburras is a flock or riot? I couldn't think of a better name, some afternoons in our neighbourhood our local kookaburras are so loud they definitely sound like they're having a riot. 😁
Don't forget to drink water and get sun
A little public service announcement to get you through your day 😉 💦☀️
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
Happy Easter everyone, enjoy all your yummy Easter chocolates but don't forget to get that Eggsercise in while you're home safe.
Some days I slay at motherhood...
This one is for all the parents walking around with stickers on their bums, in their hair or on the bottom of their shoes... "Some days I slay at motherhood. Other days I realise I’ve had a huge dinosaur sticker on my ass all day."⠀
What happens when mum takes a shower?
Mum says: I'm going to shower.
What kids hear: Family meeting in the bathroom.
Family meetings at our house seem to occur every day 🚿 🧖🏻♀️
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
Question: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
Answer: A Mars-upial.
I'll never look at a marsupial the same way again 😆 🦘 👽
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
It's been a while since I've shared a FOCJoke and I know you've been waiting for one so here it is!!!
I forgot how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me
This joke is so cheesy that it would be unfair not to share...
”I forgot how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me” 🤦♀️
”I forgot how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me” 🤦♀️
When do you realise how weird you are?
This happens on a daily basis 🙄 "You never realise how weird you are until you have a kid who acts just like you"⠀
What's the problem with twin witches?
Halloween and puns are so much fun 🎃 The kids will love this one. "What's the problem with twin witches? You never know witch is which!" 🧟♀️👻⠀
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