What kind of music do kangaroos listen to?

What kind of music do kangaroos listen to?

What kind of music do kangaroos listen to? 🦘

Hip hop of course!

Try not to smile when you look at this hip hop loving kangaroo 🤣 😎⠀

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Happy Mother's Day

Funny mother's day quotes

Happy Mother's Day 💐 Wishing you all a lovely day filled with quality chocolate 🍫 and loads of relaxation 💆🏻
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What do you call a baby echidna?

What do you call a baby echidna?

I love this fun fact... The baby echidna is called a puggle! I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t want to have a snuggle with a puggle, would you??? 🤣
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What's the collective noun for a group of kookaburras?

What do you call a group of kookaburras?

Did you know that the collective noun for kookaburras is a flock or riot? I couldn't think of a better name, some afternoons in our neighbourhood our local kookaburras are so loud they definitely sound like they're having a riot. 😁
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Don't forget to drink water and get sun

Don't forget to drink water and get sun

A little public service announcement to get you through your day 😉 💦☀️
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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Happy Easter everyone, enjoy all your yummy Easter chocolates but don't forget to get that Eggsercise in while you're home safe.
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Some days I slay at motherhood

Some days I slay at motherhood...

This one is for all the parents walking around with stickers on their bums, in their hair or on the bottom of their shoes... "Some days I slay at motherhood. Other days I realise I’ve had a huge dinosaur sticker on my ass all day."⠀
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Mum says: I'm going to shower

What happens when mum takes a shower?

Mum says: I'm going to shower.

What kids hear: Family meeting in the bathroom.

Family meetings at our house seem to occur every day 🚿 🧖🏻‍♀️

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

Question: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

Answer: A Mars-upial. 

I'll never look at a marsupial the same way again 😆 🦘 👽

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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

It's been a while since I've shared a FOCJoke and I know you've been waiting for one so here it is!!!
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I forgot how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me

This joke is so cheesy that it would be unfair not to share...
”I forgot how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me” 🤦‍♀️
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You never realise how weird you are quote

When do you realise how weird you are?

This happens on a daily basis 🙄 "You never realise how weird you are until you have a kid who acts just like you"⠀
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