Fun facts about the quokka for kids
Hey everyone, we are back with season two of #FOCFunFacts 🤗 🥳 This season, we have a new little assistant co-anchor who has wanted to join us for a while.
Blog / FOCJokes
What kind of music do kangaroos listen to?
What kind of music do kangaroos listen to? 🦘
Hip hop of course!
Try not to smile when you look at this hip hop loving kangaroo 🤣 😎⠀
What do you call a baby echidna?
I love this fun fact... The baby echidna is called a puggle! I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t want to have a snuggle with a puggle, would you??? 🤣
Don't forget to drink water and get sun
A little public service announcement to get you through your day 😉 💦☀️
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
Happy Easter everyone, enjoy all your yummy Easter chocolates but don't forget to get that Eggsercise in while you're home safe.
Some days I slay at motherhood...
This one is for all the parents walking around with stickers on their bums, in their hair or on the bottom of their shoes... "Some days I slay at motherhood. Other days I realise I’ve had a huge dinosaur sticker on my ass all day."⠀
What happens when mum takes a shower?
Mum says: I'm going to shower.
What kids hear: Family meeting in the bathroom.
Family meetings at our house seem to occur every day 🚿 🧖🏻♀️
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
Question: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
Answer: A Mars-upial.
I'll never look at a marsupial the same way again 😆 🦘 👽
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
It's been a while since I've shared a FOCJoke and I know you've been waiting for one so here it is!!!
I forgot how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me
This joke is so cheesy that it would be unfair not to share...
”I forgot how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me” 🤦♀️
”I forgot how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me” 🤦♀️
What's the problem with twin witches?
Halloween and puns are so much fun 🎃 The kids will love this one. "What's the problem with twin witches? You never know witch is which!" 🧟♀️👻⠀
Did people use to dance for their halloween treats?
Happy Halloween everybody! Did you know that originally, you had to dance for your "treat." So if you wanted lots of candy you would have had to shake your BOO-ty! 👻 🎃 😝